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goldenclitoris:

girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

(Source: tw0deadboys, via loaths0me)

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goldenclitoris:

girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

(Source: tw0deadboys, via loaths0me)

lonelywhiteasian:

all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life 

(Source: bongfucker, via sorry)

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

(via sorry)

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(Source: bingeeaterghoul, via distraction)

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via sorry)

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

(Source: badwollf, via candlewinds)

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The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

(Source: badwollf, via candlewinds)

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

(via distraction)

(Source: imoffsoon, via discovers)

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

(via thestuffoflegendismoriarty)

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

(via thestuffoflegendismoriarty)

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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(via thestuffoflegendismoriarty)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via distraction)

Harry Potter locations

(Source: ofabeautifulnight, via thestuffoflegendismoriarty)

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Harry Potter locations

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dreamerofderse:

when teachers touch your shoulder

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(via unlesstheylistentonickelback)